Aperture Laboratories

How to make me cry in ten words or less: (add your own)

Sherlock: Goodbye, John.
Avengers: You can't kill me, I know, I've tried!
Thor: I could have done it, Father!
Captain America: I had a date.
Hunger Games: Real.
Harry Potter: Always.
Supernatural: It's okay mom/dad/Sammy
Avatar the Last Airbender: Leaves from the vine
TFIOS: Okay.
Doctor Who: I don't want to go!
Doctor Who: I was gonna be with you....forever.
Sherlock: Don't... be... dead.
Avengers: So that's what it does...
Supernatural: Angels are watching over you.
Thor: TELL ME!!!
Avengers: You give up this poisonous dream! You come home...
Harry Potter: I'm not going home. Not really.
The Amazing Spiderman: Uncle Ben...Uncle Ben...
X-Men: I can't feel my legs...
Third Star: I'd rather not be alone, mate
Thor: Never doubt that I love you.
Mother 3: You must be tired.
Portal 2: The end.
Supernatural: It's okay Sammy, I'm here.
Hunger Games: She's dead, you stupid cat!
The Avengers: Sentiment.
9: Somewhere over the rainbow...
Finding Nemo: Dad..? I don't hate you.
Finding Nemo: A-and when I'm with you--I'm home!
Princess and the Frog: And... Evangeline... like dat, too...
Lord of the Rings: And I don't mean to! ... I don't mean to...
Futurama: If it takes forever, I will wait for you...
Hetalia: Merry christmas!
Deathnote: Watari!?
Doctor Who: Rose Tyler...
Thor: No, Loki.
Starkid: I'm not brave Bug, I'm in wuv.
Sherlock: This is my note. It's what people do, isn't it?
Sherlock: John, stay where you are.
The Big Bang Theory: Boldly go, Howard Wolowitz.
Sherlock: I don't have friends. I've just got one.
Firefly: I am a leaf on the wind.
TFiOS: I do Augustus, I do
Harry Potter: You okay Freddie?
Starkid: AVPSY
Tangled: You were my new dream
Phantom of the Opera: I gave you my music...
Remember the Titans: Don't You see the family resemblance? That's my brother.
A Walk to Remember: Do you love me...?
Torchwood: "I love you." "Don't."
Code Geass: "Yes...I...destroy...worlds...I..create....worlds..."
Assassin's Creed: And may it never change us.
Thor: TELL ME!
Batman: Goodbye, Alfred.
The Outsiders: ...But I don't wanna die now. It ain't long enough
Sherlock: ..and I owe you so much.
Doctor Who: This is the story of how I died.
Supernatural: I'm sorry, Dean.
Torchwood: I take it all back—but not him!
Supernatural: Why didn't you listen to me?
Adventure Time: I need you to be okay
Adventure Time: I was in love with you!
Supernatural: Sorry, but I'd rather have you.
Sherlock: You
Avengers: No. We can. Together
Good Will Hunting: It's not your fault.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: "Ethan. Me. All the unclaimed. Don't let it...Don't let it happen again."
Fullmetal Alchemist: Next time I make you cry, they'll be tears of joy!
The Lion King: Dad?
Dr. Horrible: Don't worry, Captain Hammer will save us.

Videos?

Cat: I’m thinking if I can get enough support for the blog, I’ll start doing videos and audio clips. I don’t have a GLaDOS cosplay yet, but I do have Aperture Science goggles, and I do a fair GLaDOS impression…so it could work. What do you guys think?

GLaDOS: You could never do my voice justice.


I was asking them, not you.

aperturelaboratoriesrpblog: So, for those of you who would like to know more about me, and GLaDOS, and this blog, and how I got to be involved in Aperture Science, I’ll be writing up that story shortly. I’d like to send out a quick teaser for it though, and I’ll keep you updated on progress.
Excerpt From “21 Days”:
I used… [READ THiS NOW PEEPS.]

Italian Blood: Aperture Laboratories: Preview: Portal Fanfiction  

Cat: Thank you so much for the support!

overlord-italiano replied to your quote: overlord-italiano replied to your post: Preview:…
[What do I do with you two? I don’t even know.]

Cat: You just keep promoting our blog, so we can punch more people. xD.

GLaDOS: You just keep promoting our blog, so that I can run more tests.

overlord-italiano replied to your post: Preview: Portal Fanfiction
[*TABLE FLiP* CAT MY FEELS]

Cat: Oops, I’m sorry *cackles maniacally*

GLaDOS: It’s not sad. It’s just true.

overlord-italiano:

[Oh, I did that to myself today planning out how Luciano’s gonna die. Of course I will still love you! Maybe shout at you a bit, but I will still love you.]

Cat: Oh no, that’s so sad. I hate it when you punch yourself…in the feels or at all really.

Preview: Portal Fanfiction

So, for those of you who would like to know more about me, and GLaDOS, and this blog, and how I got to be involved in Aperture Science, I’ll be writing up that story shortly. I’d like to send out a quick teaser for it though, and I’ll keep you updated on progress.

Excerpt From “21 Days”:

I used to be human. I had a life, a home, friends….I even had emotions. Although there is no definable, scientific evidence of this, I at one time believed that I had a soul. I was like you are now; living, breathing, and of course supporting the nonsensical idea that I needed love and human companionship to be happy and to live.

I’m even more like you now, because if you’re listening to this, it means you’re here too, and so we have the most important, defining thing in common; Science. It doesn’t matter who we were or what we wanted, or even that we  were placed against our will. All that matters is running tests. Testing is a synonym for living here in the Enrichment Center, because for as long as you’re here, you can’t have one without the other.

I like to think, that while I do not have emotions to the extent that you test subjects do, that I am happy here with my role at Aperture Science. I’ve got everything I need. When I woke up, I was without Caroline and life was simple. I didn’t need her, or food, or water or love. I just needed to test. That’s all I will ever need, and it’s all that I will ever have. Testing.

I will live forever. As Aperture Science carries on, I will be advanced and upgraded and I will remain a part of the ever-growing system here. You, on the other hand, will die. You’ll die during testing, or you’ll die when we can no longer use you to test with. It will be without a friend in the world, or a comforting embrace, it will be without hope, and you will go un-mourned.  When you expire here, you become nothing but a data point on a chart with all the others. Although you and I are very different, the fact remains that neither of us mean anything to anyone past our ability to provide data. 

For that I pity you. It’s sad not to be loved when you still believe you need it. The biggest difference between you and I, is that I know we don’t need love. We just need tests.

scars-and-servitude:

aperturelaboratoriesrpblog:

Cat: *nods* That’s how it goes.

GLaDOS: No, don’t worry. You only feel that way because everyone does hate you. It says so in your official testing record.

Cat: Wow, don’t I feel special?

GLaDOS: I hope not, because you shouldn’t. Perhaps we can put you back into the Enrichment Center to test the psychological disillusionment caused by prolonged exposure to neurotoxin.

Cat: *glares*

GLaDOS: Hm, maybe later.

(GLaDOS no.

CAT I LOVE YOU YOU’RE AWESOME 8D)

Cat: Aw, thank you. *smiles* See? I’m not so bad.

GLaDOS: The Enrichment Center would like to remind some current Aperture Science Employees that they are not special and the muns of test subjects have not been granted the clearance to convince them otherwise.

Cat: *pointedly ignores this*

overlord-italiano:

aperturelaboratoriesrpblog:

Cat: *nods* That’s how it goes.

GLaDOS: No, don’t worry. You only feel that way because everyone does hate you. It says so in your official testing record.

Cat: Wow, don’t I feel special?

GLaDOS: I hope not, because you shouldn’t. Perhaps we can put you back into the Enrichment Center to test the psychological disillusionment caused by prolonged exposure to neurotoxin.

Cat: *glares*

GLaDOS: Hm, maybe later.

[GLaDOS. GLaDOS plz.

It’s okay, Cat. I LOVE YOU. No matter what GLaDOS says.]

Cat: Will you love me after I punch you in the feels? Because I’m about to send out a preview for my portal fanfic, and it’s sad. Not sad by my standards of writing, but it’s still upsetting.

overlord-italiano:

person: *doesn’t reply*
me: they hate me
me: i hate me
me: everyone hates me

Cat: *nods* That’s how it goes.

GLaDOS: No, don’t worry. You only feel that way because everyone does hate you. It says so in your official testing record.

Cat: Wow, don’t I feel special?

GLaDOS: I hope not, because you shouldn’t. Perhaps we can put you back into the Enrichment Center to test the psychological disillusionment caused by prolonged exposure to neurotoxin.

Cat: *glares*

GLaDOS: Hm, maybe later.